February 2012
howardbamboobs:
i have this really strong hatred for knees
interviewer: *talking about who keeps the Brit award* so who gets the head?
Niall: i want the head
Liam: i guess you got the head
Louis: Harry's getting head
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Why am I always so tired and lazy and why must I consume so much mcdonalds
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me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
going blonde tomorrow omg
its-not-safe-to-swim-today:
supreme-tom:
CAN...
